The Art of Words

I am quite imbalanced
My mind is not that steady
I once pummeled a guy with an Eveready
They took me down to jail and they arrested me
And they charged me with assault with a battery

—Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Tell him his mother’s here! …And she loves him! …But not in a queer way!

—Colleen Donaghy played by Elaine Stritch on 30 Rock

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That’s a metaphor.

—Tracy Jordan played by Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock